(Joe from Bodhisattva, PA)
35 minutes left at work... its going to feel like 7 hours... I need to go home... now... I need to masturbate, take a nap and do laundry. Too bad its so fucking cold outside or else I could mow the lawn... I hate the cold... I hate the communists... where's my gun??? a taco would really hit the spot right now... maybe som ecaffiene... fuck... I should go take a shit... I can't though... the restroom smells... smells like... eww... taste a little vomit in the back of my throat...