"Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.
No wonder we're so unhappy... Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

In the children's book,

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
by Dave Pilkey, The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Fill in the blanks and press The Button to find out your new name!