(Clit Commando from PA)
My Girlfriend has to work all day today. That sucks because its the fourth of july and she needs to be here getting eaten out by me, setting off fireworks and having a good time. Waht's worse is its her day off, some bitch just simply didn't come in to work and now my lovely girlfriend's day is screwed. I hate bitches who don't show up where they're supposed to be.